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Rich Demotivational Poster


Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -


TAGS: sir richard branson drag tranny
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by RobertSpencer

david5300 - April 27, 2014, 11:25 am
Is that Sir Richard Branson?
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:53 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen...David Bowie.
Pauleboy - May 27, 2013, 6:57 pm
Sir Richard Branson on a night out?
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 1:07 am
Robert S, stop posting self pics. BTW eye shadow color is screaming non virgin, Mary.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:38 pm
I just puked. The mess didn't bother me, but the Starbucks employees are pi**ed.
Renza - May 13, 2013, 10:30 am
diaf... now I need to go cleanse my retinas with fire or some form of potent acid.


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: rich poor perspective
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Airman

DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 9:44 am
And that's when dad disowned his son.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:20 pm
Amsome Airman! 5L
Bakstabr - July 17, 2010, 12:35 am
Godd*mn u airman on another AMSOME poster. I love seeing a poster i have to scroll down with ure name on it because they have done nothing but make me feel better everytime i read em.
rerun - July 16, 2010, 9:03 pm

Another example of kids teaching adults a thing or two


SHARPE'S APPROVAL -


TAGS: richard sharpe
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by Arthur Wellesley

Agent K - July 30, 2009, 11:09 pm
oh snap!! it's Boromir!


ANGEL OF DEATH - And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. Revelation, 9. 6




TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP - Richard Simmons Just Seen It


TAGS: richard
Rating: 2/5
whatukno - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
Looks like he liked it too.


LARS ULRICH - Me banging on pots with spoons > Lars Ulrich


TAGS: metallica lars ulrich sucks
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by burnallbabies

Rivaldog - January 23, 2012, 10:59 pm
So if he sucks so bad, why don't you guys go hop on a drum kit and play me some blackened? Battery? Please, and thank you.
burnallbabies - January 29, 2010, 6:49 am
If you can't play, you shouldn't play. Lars ulrichs expiration date went out a long time ago. When milk has gone sour you don't drink it, you fucking throw it away
Fatt Matt - January 28, 2010, 5:04 pm
I really haven't listened to them since Load/Re-load era... yes RTL and Kill'em All, great eff'n albums. He's old, man, FFS! There comes a time when you can't pull it off like you used to - that also means it might be time to hang it up...
burnallbabies - January 28, 2010, 4:21 pm
I still think that Ride The Ligthning is one of the greatest metalalbums ever, despite my feelings about Lars! (Master of Puppets is overrated)
burnallbabies - January 28, 2010, 4:10 pm
He was in 1986 maybe, but now he is unable to keep it up. Which makes the faster songs incredibly painful to listen to. I have nothing against metallica, just lars' shitty drumming.
Fatt Matt - January 28, 2010, 3:54 pm
As much as I hate what Metallica has become... Lars is still a badass drummer.


RICHARD GERE - Does this turn you on? *wink*


TAGS: hamster richard gere wink
Rating: 2.81/5

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Logic Man - July 21, 2009, 12:18 pm
A little bit....but I like it when they play hard to get first...but I've had a dry spell.....sooooo fap fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap...FAP!
meatwad260 - June 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
Yes......yes it does.*FAP FAP FAP*
Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 8:47 pm
No but he is ridiculously cute!


YOU MESS WITH THE BULL -


TAGS: breakfast club richard vernon
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 2, 2011, 4:50 pm
I was smitten with Ally
steph1 - March 2, 2011, 4:03 pm
John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts. ---- Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday. ----- loved the breakfast club ---- and Ally Sheedy was HOT


LIFE IS -


TAGS: wise fool rich poor
Rating: 4.4/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 5, 2011, 7:11 am
Cool pic.


LARS ULRICH -


TAGS: nero liderkeit lars ulrich
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Nero

Fatty - June 8, 2009, 12:50 pm
Just make sure you don't download it for free...


YES I DO -


TAGS: stones keith richards
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - April 11, 2012, 12:52 pm
took me awhile to purge it
Greeny - April 10, 2012, 7:44 pm
perfect - the song was in my head before I even got to the text 5L


SILENCE IS GOLDEN - So Shut Up And Get Rich




O BROTHER - WHY DID THEY BOTHER -


TAGS: either they re blind or he is filthy rich
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by culos

Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 5:20 pm
That poor chair.


BRUCE AND THE DEVIL - I Like the FAT GUY on the LEFT!




SOMEONE -


TAGS: rich snooty
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

Faithii - May 20, 2011, 1:21 pm
Honestly made my day.
champ99 - May 19, 2011, 10:18 am
LOL! 5 fat bitches.
Airman - May 18, 2011, 2:30 pm
thx cap'n.. sick minds think alike
CaptainBaked - May 18, 2011, 2:06 pm
Airman... For me this is your best poster i've ever seen... i laughed, i cried, i cried of laughter.. Well played


WE ALWAYS NEED AN INTERSECTION BETWEEN POOR AND RICH PEOPLE -


TAGS: poor rich average
Rating: 4.71/5

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Derek - January 2, 2012, 8:45 pm
If only it were the 99%


I AM EPIC WIN - All questions to me must be put int the form of awesomeness




IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN - to play that game "Spot the Rich Guy"




RICHARD NIXON -


TAGS: richard nixon dick president
Rating: 2.56/5

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BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 4:34 pm
My favorite President TRICKY DICK
Sean - September 11, 2009, 2:23 pm
I did? How bad?
MrRandom - September 11, 2009, 1:18 am
See what I mean? Even Sean made a bad pun tonight.
Arrogant Knight - September 11, 2009, 1:16 am
Yeah, don't do that anymore. :)
darkangel98s - September 11, 2009, 1:11 am
He wasn't so much a dick, as a RICHARD, but yea, I meant it as kind of a little bit of a pun/political joke.
Rollseyes - September 10, 2009, 10:59 pm
Nixon hasn't been president for 35 years. So wow! a 35 year-old politifake! 35 years of not-funny sheer boredom. Get over it!


HAMSTER BAND - With Richard Gere as their manager, they have nowhere to go but up.


TAGS: hamster band richard gere
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by SimpleScion

medinaanidem - September 4, 2013, 8:08 pm
Perfect!
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 12:41 pm

this is really good. nice one dude!
Cubbybear - September 20, 2010, 11:46 pm
I gave it a 5 even though Gere was linked to gerbils....i laughed
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 11:33 pm
Be patient... it takes time to find your niche, and to get the feel. Thanks for not getting discouraged!
SimpleScion - September 20, 2010, 11:32 pm
Thanks! I'm glad I could finally start contributing to this site.
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 11:21 pm
Great redo! 5L


QUAKERS - Dangerous mothers.


TAGS: quakers richard nixon okami
Rating: 1.27/5

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Derek - December 3, 2009, 8:28 pm
Strayed a little, what?


LOVE HATE -


TAGS: hate love rich poor mariand
Rating: 4.95/5

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mariand - August 19, 2013, 11:32 am
I'm a man and I think this can happen to anyone, but there are much more chances to happen this to a wealthy old man...
nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 12:57 pm
Women find this disturbing but don't find it disturbing that fifty year old cougars (insert the word pedophile when you see the word Cougar) are f*cking ten year old boys.
nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 12:55 pm
I have never seen what is so wrong with an older man having a young woman for a wife. If he's a good provider and a nice person. Iif they're happy that's all that counts.
FatherTyme - March 21, 2012, 10:39 am
Heh heh, Mariand said "deep love". Exactly the kind of love she gets to avoid said poverty
mariand - March 8, 2012, 6:31 pm
WOW!!!... thanks Mr. A, I haven't noticed... this it brings us back on earth...lol
Airman - March 8, 2012, 5:54 pm
we hate him so much, we even di5regarded the missing 'e'
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:28 pm

I....HATE....HIM
Airman - March 8, 2012, 5:11 pm
LOOKS LEGIT TO ME
mariand - March 8, 2012, 4:43 pm
Well, I've had other options for this couple, but this picture is very expressive regarding their deep love...;o)
Rick69 - March 8, 2012, 4:18 pm
Epic lulz here. . . but still a morally disturbing picture. . . (heebee jeebies). . .


RICH GUYS - They are easy to spot...


TAGS: rich guys easy to spot
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Budog

agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 8:32 pm
Don't whine. Especially in open forum.
RnRollie - July 16, 2010, 5:47 pm
see 82153 . Now, can i post the same pic but called "gold diggers are easy to spot" ?


TOGETHER AGAIN -


TAGS: richard burton liz taylor
Rating: 4.67/5

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GySgt1811 - March 24, 2011, 6:48 pm
...and Virginia Woolf.


RICHARD GERES HAMSTER -


TAGS: richard gere hamster sad new died
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:54 pm
Everyone knows to poke breathing holes in the condom!!!
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 6:36 pm
LMAO...insphincteration I do believe


VIRGINITY - You will definitely lose it... but it might grow back


TAGS: virginity autorickshaw richshaw grow lose
Rating: 2.82/5

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Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:21 pm
VIRGINITY For some it is the biggest fuck they ever get outta life, and their parent's basement.


POOR OR RICH -


TAGS: poor rich whipping
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by ronsart

SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 7:20 pm
Funny... because I have been the guy on the right. Some of my "playmates" like to play rough.
Torquemada - April 11, 2009, 8:32 am
Ron is russian??? oO
Mark - April 5, 2009, 1:44 pm
That's because Ron deserves the very best.
Cubbybear - April 5, 2009, 1:38 pm
I'm guessing the right...Mrs. Ronsart must be a hottie
Cubbybear - April 5, 2009, 1:38 pm
I'm guessing the right...Mrs. Ronsart must be a hottie
Mark - April 5, 2009, 12:18 am
Ron - Which of these two pictures most accurately portrays Mrs. Ron?


CHOCOLATE, COFFEE, AND MEN -


TAGS: some things are better rich
Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 11:11 pm

Thanks!~
MissPriss - May 4, 2012, 11:02 pm
The richer the better! Nice job!


INHERITANCE -


TAGS: inheritance money rich
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by AgentNoir

forseti - May 15, 2011, 3:55 am
Don't worry! You'll stay poor! 5L ;)


WEALTH - Money can't buy you happiness, but Poverty can buy you nothing.


TAGS: wealth poor rich money
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by tmitchell54

spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:04 am
5o true(favoreted)


SURVEY SAYS ?!?! - You're A Douche




WEALTH -




L O V E - Should NEVER involve rodents.


TAGS: richardgere love hamsters rodents
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by ShotgunBuddha

Kung-Fu Devil - April 19, 2010, 12:36 pm
I think one about friends would have been better.
forseti - April 19, 2010, 8:43 am
nice pic, bad text...


Fatherhood -


TAGS: never have i been richer
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 20, 2014, 6:34 pm
thx guys
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 6:33 pm
Heh heh, the early memories are the fond ones. Just war after that....I’ve got scars
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 6:02 pm
Sweet. But the minimum sentence is 18 years... lifetime probation. Keep us posted?
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:51 am
Beautiful - 5L
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 12:52 am

5L fav'd. Wunnerful!


STONE WALLS -


TAGS: cat kitten cute richard lovelace
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:16 am
Awesome aggy! 5L
Cubbybear - September 16, 2010, 10:15 am
True statement 5 /5


FAIR -


TAGS: fair rich poor boxman hammy
Rating: 4.82/5

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NoBodyZ - January 8, 2011, 12:35 pm
nice


WINE - how rich people get wasted




LADIES -




ALTRUISM - The best thing you can do for poor people is not be one of them - Steve Harvey


TAGS: share give poor rich steal
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 1:58 pm
True enough. Hand a bum a 20, or run a company that can employ 2000 of them?


HEY GUY'S - If you don't mind.., could you just pop this one up in the overhead lockers.., with the rest of them.., thanks...




Politicians Recruitin' The Poor -




1936 - EASTER IN MELBOURNE - The egg hunt would have less cumbersome with pneumatic tires.




RELEVANCE -


TAGS: metallica lars ulrich whine cry temper tantrum
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by OhQueso

Zed - October 6, 2009, 6:49 am
Dunno how gay or not gay Lars is, but he is a corporate tool almost om par with Kayne West...
Narutarded - October 6, 2009, 6:17 am
I think you mean "Gayer than a bag of Tiggers". And P, you might have to draw him a picture. Or better yet, act it out with hand puppets!
faulty switch - October 6, 2009, 5:52 am
whats so gay about a bag of tigers? and good call porcelina.
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 9:45 am
ZZZIIINNNGGG!!!!
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:50 am
We might be fucked in the head ... (yeah, we are) but at least we're not butthurt. (put the pieces together now)
notLolman - July 31, 2009, 1:47 am
?? is this supposed to be funny in some way? worst motifake ever... how this gets thru and my michael phelps bong smoking one didm is beyond me, your all fucked in the head.
Me - June 4, 2009, 1:14 am
Lars is gayer than a bag of tigers. Case closed
WTF? - June 4, 2009, 1:07 am
Relevance is a term used to describe how pertinent, connected, or applicable something is to a given matter. Now... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT POSTER? Lars is god. Thank you.
HAHA - April 27, 2009, 6:50 pm
Metallica Rocks.


IN HARMS WAY -




enough is enough -


TAGS: wealth and riches mean nothing when you know there is still more stuff
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 17, 2016, 2:41 pm
You say wiki...I say sticky. Think there's a song in there somewhere lol.
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:46 am
http://www.wikipedia.org/
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:45 am
wiki
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 11:12 pm
You don't think they're too much? Teehee...thanks for the vote Igs.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 9:57 pm

Love the colors!~5Ls


SILICON VALLEY NET WORTH - Remember when you said you wouldn't go out with him for a million bucks? Well...




PSYCHOSAMATIC - MITTENS, just found out what you were doing with the GERBILS!! Before he ate THEM.


TAGS: richard gere gay watersports fletching kittens
Rating: 4.69/5

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440wakeup - September 17, 2010, 10:07 pm
It wasnt a rant just an observation, I'm a first responder, I know its all about timing and what recources are available.
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:21 pm
I laughed even, not sure what a laighed is...damn typo gnome
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:20 pm
great moti, I laighed but umm 440,the rant is a bit much
440wakeup - September 16, 2010, 6:07 pm
ENGRISH SPOCHEN HEIR OD means Drug OverDose EMS Emergency Medical Services
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:52 pm
ENGRISH we had a cop shot and it took 10minutes for paramedics 2 arrive, People od and they barely get a squad 2 arrive, but hears a photo with a whole engine company 2 respond 2 a CAT. Families of victims complain about stuff like this
Claire - September 15, 2010, 10:40 pm
Please speak English... My brain is hurting trying to translate.
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:38 pm
some mother of a monster is going 2 use this photo 2 sue a municipality when they fail 2 respond 2 her sons 5th od in a month. Well they saved a cat didn't they
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:32 pm

Yeah, ummmm...whta is he trying to say?
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 9:31 pm
sooner or later some mother of a crack head or meth hed will complain zat the 1st responders watched asher son OD'D and mention how she's seen ems save drowning deers and dogs....well deers dont break into your house 2 steal your TV
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:09 pm

thats sick, I laughed 5L
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 8:12 pm
I don't get 2 say this often enuf...thanx 4 voting.


AGELESS -


TAGS: fantasy forever young friedrich schiller
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:57 pm
5 happy thoughts.
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:17 am
5uperb!
Greeny - August 7, 2011, 8:19 pm
Out5tanding!
gas - August 7, 2011, 7:39 pm
sweet to hear from who occupies large part of mine, thanks :p
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 6:58 pm

wow. you're getting a nice collection in my fav'd folder. epic


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: to all those guys whose names are richard out there
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - May 25, 2010, 4:09 pm
*presses button on intercom* "Uhm, Ms. Perkins, cancel my 3 o'clock rant against quotifakes. Thank you."
Sean - May 25, 2010, 4:07 pm
Mother#!#*@ng great!
agdaniele - May 25, 2010, 12:10 am
BRILLIANT!!! 5 L*ons!


SUCCESS -


TAGS: women like rich guys cubby
Rating: 4.44/5

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spacedog - March 19, 2011, 10:50 pm
Doh, I set myself up for that one.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:46 pm
You can toss it all you want, though.
spacedog - March 19, 2011, 10:43 pm
Note to self: don't eat the salad when attending the annual motifake barbecue. The dressing is suspect.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:40 pm
Depends on the placement.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 10:37 pm
Tablespoon?...is that accurate?....I guess Aggy chokes easily....
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:34 pm
Explains why you lactate only a tablespoon at a time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 10:33 pm
Are you calling Me a heifer?....I'm a Bull Motherfucker...I've got Tiger blood!
440wakeup - March 19, 2011, 10:20 pm
moooo you of all people should understand my luv of udders.
440wakeup - March 19, 2011, 10:19 pm
moooo you of all people should understand my luv of udders.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:59 pm
If you have gold diggers in your midst...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 9:26 pm
They look fine to me. (if silicone turns you on so much, go hump some insulation)
440wakeup - March 19, 2011, 8:10 pm
Uhhmm!! yeagh they seem to be missing something....And I don't mean tatz and body piercing.
spacedog - March 18, 2011, 7:21 pm
WOOF!


Existentialism -




THE UGLY TRUTH -




IT'S ALL RELATIVE. - Why is this guy considered a war hero (George Custer), yet Heinrich Himmler is considered a war criminal?


TAGS: george custer heinrich himmler criminal
Rating: 4.18/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 2:49 pm
Oddly enough, the lives lost on both sides were for nothing because the country is now sh*t.
steve1961 - February 17, 2013, 9:58 am
The George C Scott Patton or the Gerald McRaney Patton?
falloutghoul - February 17, 2013, 9:51 am
And then they killed him and his troops. Justice.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 16, 2013, 9:46 pm
Anything good he did he erased by murdering the Native Americans.
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2013, 1:02 pm
He was the Patton of his day, and such a man makes many political enemies: southern sympathizers and political rivals, such as President Grant. That's why they sent him out west, to be forgotten.
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2013, 11:50 am
Because he balked Jeb Stuart's vaunted cavalry with a 400 to 4000 disadvantage, preventing them from attacking the union rear during Pickett's famous charge at Gettysburg! We'd be living in a very different nation if Stuart had gotten through.


HOBO EYE FOR THE RICH GUY - Excuse me Sir, have you seen my Grey Poupon ?




LET'S FACE IT - Don't Bury our heads


TAGS: ostrich heads fear
Rating: 3.89/5

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CloudchaserS - October 24, 2012, 11:40 pm
I especially dislike it when parents do that with misbehaving children. They find it easier to ignore or rationalize away bad behavior instead of making them behave. Criminals start out that way.


HOMELESS IN AMERICA - I Don't Know Any.




HOMELESS BILL - Has the right idea


TAGS: hobo bill rich women
Rating: 3.37/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:59 am
Agreed!
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:43 am
Crap, 1L
hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:26 am
And a shower. Couldn't hurt.


THE BLAME GAME - It's more fun than you think!




OPTIONS - They trademarked "failure is not an option". Can I get that in writing?


TAGS: failure rich valley school
Rating: 3.18/5

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Haarakkon - August 28, 2009, 6:55 pm
This is brilliant, Bob. My 5 also seems wasted...
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 3:17 pm
My 5 Poodles vote got lost in all the graduation failures that voted before me


BLOW SMOKE UP ONE’S ASS -


TAGS: no wonder richard gere loved watching baywatch
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Current Resident - November 27, 2009, 4:41 pm
This is still very much in use in Washington. 5L


KEITH ALIVE AND KICKIN' - Because a rolling stone gathers no moss




ENTITLEMENT - Yeah, you could call a cop, but he can probably afford the ticket, too. So get back in your Hyundai and go home.


TAGS: rich wealthy jerk fail owned punk
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

RandomApe - September 2, 2009, 10:49 am
Considering the puke-green Lambo double-parked on the right, it could just be a little car show in a parking lot
Derek - August 27, 2009, 7:45 pm
Keep on issuing tickets. For people like this guy, it's one of the best forms of taxation.
Dork - August 10, 2009, 7:36 pm
That picture is packed full of fail. Everybody knows the only entitled people are those who don't pay taxes. You know, like politicians in the Democrat party, illegal aliens, and welfare cases.


RICHARD DAWKINS - Thank God!!! I am an atheist!


TAGS: richard dawkins atheist religion confused
Rating: 2.97/5

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MercAlert - November 22, 2011, 4:18 am
Heck yeah, go Atheists! Where is your god now!?
Steph - April 17, 2009, 2:14 am
My favorite oxymoron! "Thank god" is just an expression. Like "wow," it's just used to get an emotion across in a verbal way. It really has lost all it's significance in everyday usage.
Derek Gunn - March 28, 2009, 7:46 pm
It's supposed to be funny, that's why it was posted like this!
Little Johnny - January 12, 2009, 9:13 am
Wow... epic fail. Atheist thanking the God he doesn't believe in. What will be next?
Matters_Not - January 11, 2009, 2:30 pm
why would you thank god if you dont believe in him?


LOVE HANDLES - Rich guys don't mind em so much




George Wasn't an Idiot -


TAGS: carlin richard pryor
Rating: 2.09/5

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saucerhead - June 22, 2009, 10:29 am
actually he did, but richard did it twice
M & M - December 26, 2008, 3:42 pm
He was a sad dope head.


NICOLE RICHIE - Oh Yeah ....Take it slow baby Now lick around the tip Oh yeah , that's the way i like it


TAGS: nicole richie
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Ken

... - November 12, 2008, 2:59 pm
...now bit off a nice big mouthful. This has suddenly gone horribly wrong...


HAPPINESS - Those who says "money can't buy happiness" is probably already rich.


TAGS: happiness rich money
Rating: 4.45/5

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Sho - December 7, 2011, 7:42 am
What taxes can possibly be taken from a low income like that
CloudchaserS - November 15, 2011, 4:27 am
I do seem to have a tenacity to do that sometimes.
fredcruz1234 - November 15, 2011, 12:00 am
dude you're too serious!!!
CloudchaserS - November 14, 2011, 11:50 pm
Not always. My income is $15,715 after taxes and I'm well aware that having all of my wants aren't vital to my being happy


POP STAR -


TAGS: rich girl brits crazy cubby
Rating: 4.4/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 9:02 pm
Very good and well said!
gmltwc - October 19, 2010, 5:40 pm
That looks like some of the white trash we have walking around here.


TRICKLE DOWN -


TAGS: rich to the poor economics piss trickle
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

CommonSenseIsUncommon - September 15, 2011, 9:19 am
If Capitalism is so bad then why do you feel the need to use an image from a Socialist country? In Socialist countries only government officials are wealthy. Everyone else is equally impoverished.
Sean - April 23, 2011, 3:39 pm
Dandruff ... onto your shoulders. Pesticides ... into the water table. Hope that helps.
Master - April 23, 2011, 2:01 pm
I have written about this, on occasion, but this image is orders of magnitude more effective than all My writing put together. Five lions, for sure!
Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 12:10 pm

i felt it was even worse when it was from a first world country to a third world nation. sad.
Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 7:40 am
This would have had more punch if you'd used a picture from a capitalist country.
Anonymous2 - September 12, 2010, 3:14 pm
Trickle-down economics - because you don't go to the guy holding a "Will work for food" sign to get a job.
agdaniele - September 12, 2010, 11:45 am
With a healthy prostate, it wouldn't trickle, RL. 5L
Faceplant31 - September 12, 2010, 10:24 am
WOW! EFFING BRUTA:! Nice work RL!


RULE 34 -




RICHARD GERES NEW CRITTER -


TAGS: richard geres new critter
Rating: 3.71/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:24 am
5 innocent rodents.


OPPORTUNISM -


TAGS: life time women young rich men marriage lose chasing money
Rating: 3.66/5

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Chateaux - August 21, 2009, 11:22 am
Great post! :-)
agdaniele - June 4, 2009, 8:17 pm
This is a very good poster. "Devotion", perhaps. I'm giving this a 5, but feel guilty then for giving only a 4 to the dual hood ornaments.
Sean - June 4, 2009, 6:20 pm
Easy to argue with, in song form: "Take A Letter Maria". Great song, on the Tube of You as well. Not that I care to argue with a stylistically flawless poster. But I'll argue with anything once.
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 3:58 pm
Hard to argue with...


SUICIDE BUTT BOMBERS -




IN MEMORIAM -


TAGS: life time natasha richardson death celeb charming lady class 1963 accident ski
Rating: 2.95/5

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Cheech - May 23, 2009, 11:48 am
damn I did miss a few letters on that one.
Bob chin - May 22, 2009, 9:10 pm
Or "uninformed" I believe
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:45 pm
Just an FYI I was engaged to and lived with a woman from Toronto for several years and there were several reasons she lived in the states Health care, Taxes and Weather. So while I may not be an expert I am certainly NOT uniformed.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:43 pm
Also if you took it as an attack on Canada I apologize. It was more of an attack on the President and the Dems who want to force socialized medicine on the citizens of the USA. I'm sorry you can keep it.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:40 pm
I know much of the details AND I am an EMS professional. I know what is and isn't important. With her situation time was of the essence if she had access to a CT that wasn't a 2 hr Ambulance ride away she "may" have survived.
Canuck - May 11, 2009, 10:24 pm
She refused treatment for 2 hours before being taken to a Canadian hospital and then flown to Manhattan.
Canuck - May 11, 2009, 10:22 pm
The Country she was injured in had nothing to do with her death. Educate yourself more on the circumstances before you try to use someone else's personal tragedy as ammo to attack a whole country. She never waited at a Canadian hospital.
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 9:04 pm
I bet her outcome would have been different if she had her accident in the US. Where should would have gotten quality health care immediately instead of waiting almost 10 hours. Socialized medicine my ASS. My condolences to her family.


FOR CRYING OUT LOUD... - So what if Power Girl is wearing a revealing costume? Big deal! Let's see her pull off that look after having a couple of kids...




A RICH MAN'S JOKES - are always funny




HERE COMES MY EXECUTIONER - BUT, SOFT! How now, my hardy, stout resolved mate! Are you now going to dispatch this deed?




ONCE AGAIN, IT'S TIME TO PLAY -


TAGS: spot rich guy
Rating: 2/5

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SmokeGFX - September 8, 2009, 4:59 am
if you look hard enough you can see the $ in her eyes
LogicDude - July 17, 2009, 2:15 pm
Also known as the "Lucky Bast*rd" game.
Haarakkon - July 16, 2009, 7:19 pm
Lets not play this game anymore.


BENTLEY - Because of Obama...I can't get a new one


TAGS: rich
Rating: 1.92/5

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HOLY SHIT!!! - Please man don't kill me, I am rich... anything you want is yours, just please don't kill me!!!




Dead Like Me -


TAGS: life death rich poor life
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - April 4, 2014, 1:46 am
Thank you :)
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:55 pm
Sure you aren't 5L bipolar like me? Funny to serious in the time between 2 posters...teehee.
Reality Lord - April 3, 2014, 7:12 am

death...the great equalizer


EXPENDABLE WE ARE -


TAGS: hard calendar work riches
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 3:28 pm
Me Too !


Keith Richards -


TAGS: keith richards rolling stones authority
Rating: 5/5

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WBG84 - December 18, 2013, 9:01 pm
Thank you
rerun - December 18, 2013, 8:52 pm

Nice poster


Simple Pleasures -




protest march -




GOLDMAN SACHS - "The people who have a key to the elevator; secret people. People so f***ing rich, if I utter their names, this would turn into a snuff film." -Lewis Black


TAGS: goldman sachs banks wealthy rich
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2013, 4:16 pm
I believe it's either grim his stand-up bit "In God We Rust" or "Stark Raving Black." Both are hilarious as hell, and very poignant.
falloutghoul - April 1, 2013, 7:34 pm
Hehehe, Lewis Black. Where is that quote from?


FULL CIRCLE -




Distance -




ACHIEVEMENT -




Rich Bastard -




THE MOST EXPENSIVE CAR CRASH EVER - Goes to Mr. Woods. $55 million and counting.


TAGS: mrs woods is going to be rich rich i tell you
Rating: 3.13/5

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Cloudchaser - January 2, 2010, 12:32 am
"It's none of my business" Jack Nickalus on the Tiger Woods scandal


IF SHE ASKS FOR DIAMONDS ON VALENTINE'S DAY . . . - . . . show her this poster and negotiate a deal.




DESTINY -


TAGS: accountants have rich fantasy lives because they have to
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - September 24, 2009, 1:26 pm
I step away from the mike to breathe.
Derek - September 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
You set me on fire, but I just got singed, now I'm going to kill you with this oringe.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 9:49 pm
Little known fact: No rapper has ever ended a sentence with the word "orange."


A HORSE A HORSE!! - My kingdom for a horse!


TAGS: shakespeare richard iii
Rating: 2.85/5

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CANADA - February 9, 2010, 12:43 am
THANK YOU!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 12:42 am
You are a human version of a lol cat Yeo. Why must you spell that way?
[email protected] - February 9, 2010, 12:20 am
the cat is frozen solid, note no steam escaing from its yapper. zat guy is not a fireman he's an arson inspector and zey don't get there til hours later. he's calling 4 the rookie with the warming blanket. And when d cat thaws there'll be hell 2pay.


WOLVERINES -


TAGS: good luch rich looks like you got a good start there
Rating: 2.85/5

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BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 1:29 pm
Or maybe Ted...Ted is that you?
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 1:27 pm
Or it could have been one of my FRIENDLY TIMMIES!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 1:25 pm
Finally a Mich fan weighed in...Zzzing here come the ones!!!


IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN - to play "Spot the Rich Guy"


TAGS: spot rich guy
Rating: 2.57/5

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zarathustra - July 16, 2009, 11:15 am
The father gives the bride away, retard.


CHARITIES - They're no diffrent from a burglar's. They take from the rich, and give to the poor. (in this case, themselves)


TAGS: burglar charity rich poor
Rating: 2.33/5

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rerun - March 12, 2010, 8:25 pm

sarcasm.
fred - March 12, 2010, 8:17 pm
Charities will accept donations from anyone. I assume you are serious Kirby, and therefore, astonishingly retarded.


RICH PEOPLE -




RICHARD - He powned you noob


TAGS: richard
Rating: 1.76/5

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Ego -


TAGS: self ego rich poor humility
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - March 2, 2016, 12:07 am
Thanks again, mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:44 pm
Excellent, Push! Of course it belongs here! LUV IT!!!! Definite ^!!!!!
Pushkin - February 29, 2016, 6:11 pm
Well said.
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 12:45 pm

One of the many reasons we love Wyoming. Down home fridndliness and hospitality. You cannot pay for that.
rerun - February 29, 2016, 12:44 pm

I'm in Texas, compliments & ego are so commonplace I'm surprised there is any market left
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 12:26 pm

Do not undercut the market, dude! Push, they're 12 bucks each. PM me your credit card number, etc.
rerun - February 29, 2016, 11:56 am

Compliments? Those cost like $3.00 each.....
Reality Lord - February 29, 2016, 11:33 am

I'm from canada. i understand it. and that's a very nice compliment you just drop. ty.
Pushkin - February 29, 2016, 10:55 am
Thanks very much for the compliments. I'm flattered.
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:51 am

Upvote from me, Push. The visual with your text really gives food for thought. I think I'll go put my head in the oven, now. Good poster.
Pushkin - February 29, 2016, 10:48 am
Thank you very much for explaining.
rerun - February 29, 2016, 10:46 am

It's here because I approved it & it fits with the site
steve1961 - February 29, 2016, 2:15 am
It matched the drapes.
GaryO - February 29, 2016, 12:02 am
oh I understand the poster, I just don't understand why its here
Pushkin - February 28, 2016, 10:10 pm
Since you're from Canada, I don't expect you to understand.
GaryO - February 28, 2016, 7:14 pm
not very demoti, eh


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